Thanksgiving is all about gratitude, family, and—let’s be honest—delicious food. But it’s also a perfect time to sneak in some exercise (or at least a good laugh about it). Whether you’re hitting the gym, going for a run, or just trying to stay active before diving into the feast, these 45 Thanksgiving workout puns and jokes are sure to keep you motivated and entertained. Let’s get those muscles moving and those giggles flowing!
Thanksgiving Workout jokes and puns
1. Why did the turkey join the gym?
Because it wanted to work on its pecs!
2. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise?
Gobble-lifting!
3. Why did the runner bring a pie to the treadmill?
To make sure it was a piece of cake!
4. How do you burn calories during Thanksgiving?
By doing the Turkey Trot!
5. Why don’t turkey legs ever get tired?
Because they always stretch before running!
6. What did the sweet potato say at the gym?
“I’m here to get yammified!”
7. How do you stay fit during Thanksgiving?
Just gobble up those workout sessions!
8. What do you call a workout where you lift turkeys?
Featherweight training!
9. Why did the cranberry get kicked out of the gym?
It couldn’t stop saucing around!
10. What do you call a turkey that can’t run?
Fast food!
11. Why did the pumpkin join the yoga class?
To learn how to stretch its limits!
12. What did the turkey say after the workout?
“I’m stuffed!”
13. Why are Thanksgiving workouts always fun?
Because they’re gobble-tastic!
14. How do turkeys stay fit?
They wing it on their workouts!
15. What’s a turkey’s favorite cardio?
Gobble jogging!
Short Thanksgiving Workout jokes
16. Why did everyone want to work out with the turkey?
Because it was so well-rounded!
17. What exercise do mashed potatoes prefer?
Whipping!
18. How do you know you’re a true Thanksgiving fitness fan?
You can squash the competition!
19. Why do you always need a spotter at Thanksgiving?
To help you with those heavy dishes!
20. What do you call a turkey who loves running?
A real featherweight champion!
21. What do you do with a turkey that gets too big?
Take it to the gym for some serious trimming!
22. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the gym on the other side!
23. What’s a fitness coach’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Quinoa—because it’s all about being lean!
24. How does a turkey start its workout?
With a good gobble-up!
25. Why did the chef go to yoga?
To find his inner peas!
26. What’s a turkey’s least favorite exercise?
Running out of time!
27. Why did the squash break up with the potato?
It couldn’t handle the pressure!
28. How do you stay in shape while watching football?
By doing interval snacks!
29. What’s a fitness nut’s favorite pie?
Pumpkin—because it’s full of fiber!
30. Why did the turkey refuse to workout?
It was already too stuffed!
Funny Thanksgiving Workout puns
31. What’s a fitness trainer’s favorite side dish?
Gains!
32. Why did the pie join the gym?
It wanted to get in shape for dessert!
33. What do you call a Thanksgiving-themed workout?
A turkey workout—you just can’t wing it!
34. How do you toast to good health at Thanksgiving?
With a cheers and a few burpees!
35. Why did the potatoes go to the gym?
To get mashed!
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite weightlifting move?
The Gobble Press!
37. How do you know a turkey is committed to fitness?
It always shows up to its workout!
38. What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?
“You’re so smooth, let’s get together!”
39. Why don’t turkeys make good gym buddies?
Because they always want to wing it!
40. How did the cranberry feel after the workout?
41. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a bodybuilder?
An all-out muscle feast!
42. How do turkeys like their cardio?
Fast and flappy!
43. What’s the turkey’s favorite warm-up?
Gobble squats!
44. Why did the turkey go to boot camp?
To get lean and mean!
45. How do you know when it’s Thanksgiving in the gym?
When everyone’s doing their best to squash their fitness goals!
Conclusion:
With these Thanksgiving workout puns and jokes, you’ll not only stay motivated but also bring a smile to your fitness routine. So, whether you’re prepping for a big feast or simply looking to enjoy a good laugh, remember to stay active and have fun! Happy Thanksgiving and happy sweating!