As Thanksgiving approaches, the air fills with the aroma of roasted turkey and spiced pumpkin pie. But let’s not forget about the wine! Whether you’re pairing a crisp Chardonnay with your turkey or savoring a rich Cabernet with pumpkin cheesecake, a good laugh is just as important as a good bottle. Here are short Thanksgiving wine jokes to bring a smile to your table!
Sip and Chuckle: Classic Thanksgiving Wine Jokes
1. What did the wine say to the turkey?
“Let’s get stuffed!”
2. Why did the grape refuse to play hide and seek?
Because it always gets whined out!
3. What’s a wine’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Grape stuffing!
4. How do you greet a bottle of wine on Thanksgiving?
“Cheers to you!”
5. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To escape the pinot noir!
6. What do you call wine that tells jokes?
Pun-tastic!
7. Why do wine lovers make great Thanksgiving hosts?
Because they know how to pair and share!
8. What did the Thanksgiving dinner say to the wine?
“Stop fermenting around!”
9. How did the wine get invited to dinner?
It had a great nose for good company!
10. Why did the bottle of wine break up with the turkey?
It couldn’t handle the pressure!
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11. What do you call a turkey who drinks wine?
Turkey-tastic!
12. Why don’t wines ever get lost?
Because they always follow their grapevine!
13. How do you make a turkey laugh?
Tell it a grape joke over wine!
14. What do you call a wine that’s always happy?
Bubbly!
15. Why did the cork go to therapy?
It had too many bottled emotions!
16. How do you know if wine is a good listener?
It’s pourfectly attentive!
17. What’s a grape’s favorite Thanksgiving song?
“Let it Grape!”
18. Why was the wine glass so calm?
It was always half-full!
19. How do wines show appreciation?
They raise a glass to gratitude!
20. What did the vineyard say to the Thanksgiving feast?
“I’m vine ready for this!”
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21. Why did the turkey and wine become best friends?
They were both pair-fect companions!
22. What’s a wine’s least favorite vegetable?
Brussels sprouts—too crunchy for comfort!
23. How does a sommelier celebrate Thanksgiving?
With a glass-full of cheer!
24. Why do wine drinkers love Thanksgiving?
It’s a time for grape memories!
25. What’s a turkey’s favorite wine?
Anything that pairs well with stuffing!
26. How do you tell a good wine joke?
It always gets a great reaction!
27. Why was the bottle of wine always invited?
It had a great personality!
28. What’s a wine’s favorite game?
Chardonnay of the Rings!
29. Why did the wine get in trouble?
It couldn’t stop pouring out secrets!
30. How do you keep your wine fresh during Thanksgiving?
With a little grape care!
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31. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a bottle of wine?
A poultry in motion!
32. Why did the grape sit on the Thanksgiving table?
Because it wanted to be grape company!
33. How does a wine bottle stay organized?
By keeping everything corked away!
34. What did the wine say after a long day?
“I need a pour of relaxation!”
35. Why do wines make great storytellers?
They have full-bodied tales to tell!
36. What do you call a fancy wine at Thanksgiving?
A turkey with class!
37. How do you toast to Thanksgiving?
“Here’s to good wine and even better company!”
38. Why don’t wines ever get stressed?
Because they’re always fermented!
39. What’s a wine enthusiast’s favorite holiday?
Thanksgive-wine!
40. Why was the grape sad on Thanksgiving?
It felt a little squished!
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41. How do you choose the right wine for Thanksgiving?
Just trust your palate!
42. Why was the wine glass always happy?
It was surrounded by good spirits!
43. What’s a turkey’s favorite wine joke?
“Let’s get this party poppin!”
44. How did the wine bottle win the race?
It was uncorked for speed!
45. Why do turkeys never complain?
Because they always wine down with a glass!
Conclusion:
So this Thanksgiving, as you gather around the table with friends and family, remember to pour a glass, share a laugh, and give thanks. Cheers! 🥂