Thanksgiving is the perfect time to reflect on what we’re grateful for—and to share a laugh, especially in the medical field! Here’s a collection of 150 funny Thanksgiving quotes tailored for doctors across various specialties. Whether you’re a cardiologist or a urologist, you’re sure to find a quote that resonates with your practice and tickles your funny bone!
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Doctors:
Cardiology
1. “Eat, drink, and be merry—just don’t forget to count those calories for your heart’s sake!”
2. “May your turkey be juicy and your cholesterol levels low!”
3. “Thanksgiving calories don’t count, unless you’re a cardiologist!”
4. “May your heart be full and your plate be not too full!”
5. “Remember, the only thing that should be racing this Thanksgiving is the turkey in the oven!”
6. “Here’s to a Thanksgiving feast that doesn’t require a stent!”
Dermatology
7. “Pumpkin pie is great, but remember to hydrate! Your skin will thank you.”
8. “Thankful for skin that doesn’t wrinkle like the turkey!”
9. “Just like turkey skin, let’s keep it golden, not crispy!”
10. “Thankful for pumpkin spice, but let’s keep it away from our pores!”
11. “Here’s to a Thanksgiving without any peeling—except the potatoes!”
12. “May your skin glow brighter than the Thanksgiving candles!”
Anesthesiology
13. “Thankful for anesthetics: the only way to survive Aunt Betty’s stuffing!”
14. “This Thanksgiving, may your family conversations be as smooth as your anesthetic technique!”
15. “The only thing we want to put to sleep this Thanksgiving is the turkey!”
16. “Thankful for naps—both on the couch and in the OR!”
17. “May your family drama be as easy to manage as anesthesia!”
18. “Remember, the best part of Thanksgiving is the food coma—no sedatives required!”
Gastroenterology
19. “Let’s be thankful for Tums—because Thanksgiving isn’t complete without heartburn!”
20. “Eat, drink, and be merry, but don’t forget the fiber!”
21. “Wishing you a holiday with no bloating—just a full belly!”
22. “Here’s to a feast that doesn’t leave us feeling like we need a gastric bypass!”
23. “Let’s keep the Thanksgiving spirit high and the gas levels low!”
24. “May your plate be full and your intestines be happy!”
Oncology
25. “May your Thanksgiving be cancer-free—except for the cranberry sauce!”
26. “Eat your turkey—it’s a great source of tryptophan, and I’m thankful for all the naps!”
27. “Thankful for families who know how to handle tough conversations—like the turkey’s cooking time!”
28. “Here’s to a Thanksgiving free from cancer talk—unless it’s about the sweet potato casserole!”
29. “Thankful for pies that are sweet, not bitter—just like good news!”
30. “May your turkey be stuffed and your worries be light this Thanksgiving!”
Emergency Medicine
31. “In case of overindulgence, remember: turkey coma is not a medical emergency!”
32. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving without any trips to the ER—unless it’s for pie!”
33. “May your holiday be as smooth as an emergency landing!”
34. “This Thanksgiving, let’s hope the only thing we treat is too much turkey!”
35. “Thankful for family—and the fact that we can patch things up quickly!”
36. “Remember, in case of a food emergency, call the paramedics… for dessert!”
Family Medicine
37. “Family gatherings: where everyone’s an expert on your health!”
38. “Thankful for family—because who else would bring up your last check-up?”
39. “This Thanksgiving, let’s focus on what truly matters: food, family, and avoiding medical advice!”
40. “Here’s to family—who needs a holiday to discuss health updates?”
41. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with love, laughter, and no health scares!”
42. “Thankful for family—especially the ones who keep asking if I’m dating!”
Psychiatry
43. “Remember, food can be comforting, but let’s not confuse it with therapy!”
44. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with gratitude and minimal emotional baggage!”
45. “Thankful for family therapy—because every gathering needs a bit of it!”
46. “Here’s to a holiday where we can all enjoy the feast without any pressure!”
47. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with gratitude—and minimal family drama!”
48. “Remember, the only thing that should be stressed this Thanksgiving is the turkey!”
Haematology
49. “Thankful for blood—because without it, we’d all be in a pickle!”
50. “May your Thanksgiving plate be as colorful as a blood smear!”
51. “Eat well this Thanksgiving; the only thing we want to see in the lab is hemoglobin!”
52. “Let’s celebrate the only thing that should be in the red this Thanksgiving—our wine glasses!”
53. “May your holiday be filled with good cheer and great blood counts!”
54. “Remember, the only clot we want to see is the gravy on our mashed potatoes!”
Obstetrics and Gynaecology
55. “May your Thanksgiving be full of joy—and minimal contractions!”
56. “Thankful for healthy deliveries—especially of the turkey!”
57. “Eat, drink, and be pregnant! Just kidding, let’s stick with food!”
58. “Thankful for healthy families—and for not being on call this holiday!”
59. “May your turkey be tender, and your deliveries be easy!”
60. “Here’s to a Thanksgiving that’s all about gratitude, not about labor!”
Pediatrics
61. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the kids eat their veggies—at least once!”
62. “Let’s be thankful for leftovers—because who doesn’t love cold turkey sandwiches?”
63. “This Thanksgiving, remember: children are just small adults with bigger appetites!”
64. “May your kids enjoy their veggies—at least until dessert!”
65. “Thankful for sticky hands and happy kids at Thanksgiving!”
66. “Here’s to a holiday where the only drama is from the animated specials on TV!”
Allergy and Immunology
67. “Thankful for food that’s free of allergens—may your Thanksgiving be nut-free!”
68. “Remember, stuffing is great, but let’s not stuff it with allergens!”
69. “Eat safely this Thanksgiving—no hives allowed!”
70. “Here’s to a Thanksgiving where everyone can eat without worry!”
71. “Thankful for food that’s safe—and for relatives who understand the rules!”
72. “May your plate be filled with joy, not allergens!”
Internal Medicine
73. “May your family gatherings be healthier than your last patient!”
74. “Thankful for food that keeps our blood pressure low!”
75. “Eat well, live well—thank goodness for leftovers!”
76. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with healthy choices—and healthy doses of pie!”
77. “Thankful for family check-ins—just not during dinner!”
78. “Here’s to a holiday where we discuss anything but blood pressure!”
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Doctors
Neurology
79. “May your Thanksgiving be free of migraines—unless they’re from family drama!”
80. “Let’s be thankful for brain food—like mashed potatoes!”
81. “Remember, the only thing we want to ‘neuro’ this Thanksgiving is the gravy!”
82. “May your Thanksgiving be full of great ideas—and no brain freezes!”
83. “Thankful for clear minds and full plates this holiday!”
84. “Here’s to a Thanksgiving where we can all enjoy the feast without any pressure!”
General Surgery
85. “Thankful for sharp knives—just not during family dinners!”
86. “May your turkey be juicy and your incisions clean!”
87. “Remember, the only thing that should be dissected this Thanksgiving is the turkey!”
88. “May your Thanksgiving be a success—just like every well-planned surgery!”
89. “Here’s to a holiday where the only thing on the cutting board is the turkey!”
90. “Thankful for family—who always appreciates a good incision joke!”
Endocrinology
91. “May your Thanksgiving dessert be sweet—just not too sweet!”
92. “Let’s be thankful for balanced hormones—especially during family gatherings!”
93. “Eat pie, but remember to check your blood sugar!”
94. “Let’s keep the sweet treats in check and the family smiles up high!”
95. “Thankful for metabolism—especially after the third helping!”
96. “May your Thanksgiving be sweet, but your blood sugar be steady!”
Geriatric Medicine
97. “Thankful for stories that only get better with age—like good wine!”
98. “May your Thanksgiving dinner be delicious and your conversations enlightening!”
99. “Here’s to a holiday where everyone remembers where they put the turkey!”
100. “Thankful for family—and for family who understands my napping needs!”
101. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with memories—and less forgetfulness!”
102. “Here’s to a holiday where we can all be thankful for our loved ones!”
Ophthalmology
103. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving where you can see all the delicious food clearly!”
104. “Thankful for good vision—because we need to see who’s eating all the pie!”
105. “Here’s to a holiday where the only blurry vision comes from the gravy!”
106. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with clarity—and not just on the X-ray!”
107. “Thankful for eyes that can see all the food—especially the desserts!”
108. “Let’s hope your family is more focused than your vision!”
Orthopedic Surgery
109. “May your Thanksgiving be as strong as your bones!”
110. “Let’s be thankful for sturdy tables—because we’re going to need them!”
111. “Eat all you want—just remember to stretch afterward!”
112. “Thankful for strong bones—and the strong will to finish dessert!”
113. “Here’s to a holiday filled with family—and no broken dishes!”
114. “May your Thanksgiving be sturdy, just like our favorite dining chairs!”
Radiology
115. “Thankful for X-rays—because the turkey can only hide so much!”
116. “Eat your heart out—just not literally!”
117. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with good vibes—and no scans needed!”
118. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving filled with clarity—and not too many scans!”
119. “Thankful for imaging tech—so we can see our turkey without cutting it!”
120. “May your Thanksgiving be full of joy—and not just in the X-ray results!”
Nephrology
121. “Let’s keep it kidney-friendly this Thanksgiving—hydration is key!”
122. “May your turkey be juicy and your kidneys happy!”
123. “Thankful for family—and for functioning kidneys!”
124. “Thankful for kidneys that handle all the Thanksgiving festivities!”
125. “May your hydration be plentiful, and your Thanksgiving dinner be kidney-friendly!”
126. “Here’s to a holiday where we all have plenty to be thankful for—especially good health!”
Neurosurgery
127. “Here’s to family gatherings—where we exercise our brains!”
128. “May your Thanksgiving be full of joy—and as stress-free as possible!”
129. “Thankful for clear minds and full plates this holiday!”
130. “Here’s to a Thanksgiving where we can all enjoy the feast without any pressure!”
131. “Remember, the only thing that should be stressed this Thanksgiving is the turkey!”
132. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with joy—and no neuroses!”
Urology
133. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving where you can hold your drink without urgency!”
134. “Thankful for hydration—and all the pie we can handle!”
135. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with laughter—and no urgent bathroom trips!”
136. “Here’s to a holiday where we can all raise a toast without worry!”
137. “Thankful for family—and for a bathroom close by!”
138. “May your Thanksgiving be joyful and your bladder be cooperative!”
Conclusion: Thanksgiving Quotes for Doctors
This Thanksgiving, let’s share some laughter and enjoy the time spent with family and friends. These quotes are perfect for lightening the mood and celebrating the hard work that comes with being a doctor. Wishing you all a joyful, laughter-filled Thanksgiving!