45 Thanksgiving Jokes for Elementary Students

Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and fun! What better way to spread some joy than with a hearty laugh? Here are Thanksgiving jokes that are perfect for elementary students. These jokes will not only tickle their funny bones but also get them excited for the holiday spirit. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood at the dinner table or entertain kids during a classroom celebration, these jokes are sure to be a hit!

Best Thanksgiving jokes for elementary students

 1. Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t chicken!

 2. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peckan pie!

 3. Why did the cranberries turn red?

Because they saw the turkey dressing!

 4. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

Wing-wing!

 5. Why did the Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

Because they wore their belts on their hats!

 6. How do you do a turkey dance?

You just wing it!

 7. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

Lucky!

 8. Why did the turkey sit on the egg?

Because it wanted to hatch a plan!

 9. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

 10. Why did the turkey go to the Thanksgiving party?

Because it heard it was going to be a real feast!

 11. What’s a turkey’s favorite music?

Hip-hop!

 12. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

 13. What do you call a stuffed turkey?

A gobbler!

 14. How can you tell if a turkey is a good musician?

It has drumsticks!

 15. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?

A comedi-gobbler!

Short Thanksgiving jokes for elementary students

 16. What did the turkey say to the computer?

“Google, google!”

 17. What is a turkey’s favorite game?

Hide and peck!

 18. What do you call a turkey that loves to play basketball?

A slam-dunk turkey!

 19. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an evil spirit?

A poultry-geist!

 20. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

Because it had 24 carrots!

 21. What do you call a turkey who works out?

A beefed-up bird!

 22. What did one turkey say to the other?

“Get stuffed!”

 23. Why did the turkey refuse to eat dessert?

Because it was stuffed!

 24. How do you make a turkey float?

You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!

 25. Why did the turkey join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

 26. What did the turkey say when it won the lottery?

“I’m going to be a millionaire!”

 27. What did the turkey wear to the Thanksgiving dinner?

A peacoat!

 28. How do you greet a turkey?

“Wattle you doing?”

 29. What do you call a turkey with a video camera?

A gobble-box!

 30. Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?

Because they never learned good table manners!

Funny Thanksgiving jokes for elementary students

 31. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the party?

Because he kept making foul jokes!

 32. What do you call a turkey that’s great at math?

A count-ry bird!

 33. What did the chef name his turkey?

“Stuffington!”

 34. How do you know a turkey is a good singer?

It’s got great pitch!

 35. What did the turkey say to the farmer?

“Quit pecking around!”

 36. Why are turkeys so good at getting their way?

Because they always wing it!

 37. What is a turkey’s favorite state?

Gobbler!

 38. Why did the turkey get a cell phone?

So it could stay in touch with its peeps!

 39. What did the turkey do when it won the race?

It took a victory lap!

 40. How do turkeys like to communicate?

With their beak-to-beak service!

 41. What do you call a turkey that can’t stop telling jokes?

A pun-kin!

 42. Why do we never tell secrets on Thanksgiving?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

 43. How did the turkey feel after the Thanksgiving feast?

Gobble-icious!

 44. What did the turkey say when it was offered a seat?

“Thank you, I’ll sit here and enjoy the stuffing!”

 45. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?

A poultry-geist!

Conclusion:

These Thanksgiving jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to kids of all ages. Whether you share them at the dinner table or use them to lighten the atmosphere at school, they’re a great way to celebrate the holiday. Enjoy the festivities and have a happy Thanksgiving filled with laughter!

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